I hated the description of my blog again so I got rid of it. I'm going to make a new description.
Don't care what pronouns you call me, but will defend others' rights to choose pronouns.
I'm an artsy, witchy person, I love cats, I watch sci-fi like Babylon 5 and Star Trek, have some health issues, and blah blah, that's good for now...
So, I basically sort of started a fire in the microwave with popcorn, though luckily one that went out very quickly, and it wasn’t even the crap in the bags, but regular popcorn in a special microwave popper. The popper actually melted slightly, even though it’s made for the microwave, because I guess for some reason they didn’t make it to withstand the popcorn catching fire briefly.
I had to take the smoldering mess outside as fast as possible and then puff my inhaler and turn on exhaust fans and wow that was not fun.
Ever notice there are a substantial amount of songs where people refer to each other as hunter and prey?
I didn’t want to hijack that post to say something that is definitely not of earth-shaking importance… so I am remarking separately.
When I read this sentence: “So I imagine there are people like me out there who’ve never even heard of Marlon Brando…”
I felt like I must be about a thousand years old. Wow.
So often when I talk to people I feel like their brains and mouths have a broadband connection but my brain is transmitting to my mouth on an old dial up. They get out full sentences, but I say two words, then it’s like buffering, buffering, then I say a couple more, and then I buffer longer, and they just start talking again and for me to say “excuse me, I was talking” takes such effort, I have to just stop.
Sometimes I’ve even managed to get “I was talking”, out, only to get a laughing, ” no you weren’t ” or “you just need to say it faster. Ha ha.”
stand up for girls and women who don’t like to read. stand up for girls and women who can’t read. stand up for girls and women with low IQs. stand up for girls and women who can’t write. stand up for girls and women whose access to education has been prevented. for those with learning disorders. for those who mix up “your” and “you’re” because it’s not that big a fucking deal tumblr. stand up for women who are called ableist slurs for these things and stop implying that the only way to be a feminist icon is by being an intellectual.
it’s funny how if you’re not straight, the assumption is always that you like men
bisexual male: YOU’RE SECRETLY JUST GAY AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN
bisexual female: YOU’RE JUST FAKING IT FOR MALE ATTENTION
gay male: YOU’RE ONLY GAY BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD MALE ROLE MODEL IN YOUR LIFE
gay female: YOU’RE ONLY A LESBIAN BECAUSE YOU WERE HURT BY MEN IN THE PAST AND NOW YOU HATE THEM
like did it occur to you at any point that it’s not always about men